The first part of the article is creepy, because everything is mentioned in past-tense, as in a eulogy—please edit that, STAT.
Please stop breaking your nose.
My nose has been broken 4 times; the 4th time was completely my bad, f***ing around on this sk8 board while I was wearing Birkenstocks (duh)
Glad you’re finally pro—you da man
It’s only 6:30 pm on the 17th here in SLT—& not 2:27 am on the 18th.